QAnon needs to update their Shtick
With all the talk and press surrounding QAnon, I thought I’d look up their talkings points to see if they have new ideas worth considering. Knowledge is power, right?
Their sad shtick is mindless rants full of idiotic drivel from decades, even centuries ago.
They’ve dredged up the old classic, “Cabal of Satanists” idea. To this they’ve added the cabal of serial child abusers and pedophile rings. To make sure they sound completely stupid, they’ve added Hollywood actors, high-ranking government officials, and business tycoons as members of the cabal.
Here a cabal.
There a cabal.
Everywhere a cabal of cabals.
It’s the X-Files bitches! That wasn’t a documentary, just FYI.
These are the Golden Oldies for sure. Too bad QAnon didn’t get the memo every one of these is a hoax. They should learn how to do research on the Internet, it’s pretty useful.
Everyone knows you can’t get two high-powered companies to agree on a charging cable format, so clearly they can orchestrate world defining events in perfect harmony and not get caught.
Further, when you want something done right, and in secret, you engage the services of the Hollywood actors. Since they’re good at playing sinister bad guys and busting out Kung Fu moves, they have real skills in that arena. Not so much.
Then we have the equally worn out idea of the New World Order, and Puppet Master regimes. It’s the Jews, Rothschild family, Freemasons and Illuminati pulling all the strings.
Come on man, time to get some new material. These were lame 200 years ago when they were first floated, and mocked.
These are the type of laughable ideas made up by mischievous teens, in the middle of the night, loaded to the gills on Jolt cola, hiding in their parent’s basement.
If it’s about recycling old news, then it’s Bill Gates and Microsoft.
No wait, it’s Amazon.
No wait, it’s Apple. Those trillions of dollars in profit have to be going toward something nefarious.
If they weren’t such gun-toting idiots, prone to senseless acts of violence, and extreme homophobia, they might be funny. You know, like a really stupid cartoon.