Trump is the drunk Uncle you don’t want coming over

Trump is the drunk Uncle no one wants to invite over, yet somehow, he always finds out when you’re having a BBQ, invites himself over, eats all the food, and gets drunk on the free liquor. In his stupor, he dives into the same old rant, “I coulda been a contender!!”

Two years later, Trump can’t open his mouth, or put pen to paper without pontificating on the same, tired, worn out, old story. One which has been debunked, and proven false hundreds of times, by everyone, except his drunk, freeloading, buddy Tucker.

Even when answering/mocking a subpoena, all he can do is pound the desk and claim the election was stolen. The fraud was so rampant, so widespread, so blatant, so massive, yet he’s the only that can see it.

His overwhelming mountain of evidence has yet to materialize. At least not to the satisfaction of any court. And he’s yet to testify in court, under oath, where it counts, how the election was stolen.

Every speech he muscles his way into becomes a dull standup routine with, “The 2020 election was stolen,” as the punchline to every dead joke.

Someone needs to do us all a favor, grab the stage crook, and pull Trump off the stand.